Welcome to the Daily Essentials Compass — the only navigation app brave enough to admit what really matters.
Need to find the nearest liquor store to get over life's issues?
Craving a late-night Waffle House adventure that questions your life choices?
Or maybe you’re feeling lucky and want to locate the closest place to gamble away your regrets.
But wait — there’s more! Seek out churches for repentance, Taco Bell for regret, or even rehab centers if it goes too far.
It’s like a compass, but instead of pointing north, it points to life’s true essentials.
Tap Continue to begin your noble quest — one spin, one waffle, and one questionable decision at a time.